Try this one on for size...

There's a lot of superhero movies that have been made in recent years. Fantastic Four, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Spider-Babe (I'm not lying, I saw some of this X-rated film on cable before I had to turn it off from it being just so bad), X-Men, X2: X-Men United, The Incredibles, Batman Begins...the list just goes on and on. But you know, they still haven't featured my favorite superhero, the one that got me into comics in general. And that would be...The Invincible Iron Man! Tony Stark, billionaire turned superhero with the use of his suit of powered armor, and a founding member of The Avengers. I would totally go to see the movie, especially since the backstory is so interesting...I won't spoil it by revealing too much, though, just in case they do make the movie. And if they do, I know the perfect actor for the role as Tony Stark. Introducing...Bruce Campbell, in a role you'd never thought he'd play, a brilliant scientific and industrial genius! C'mon, you know Sam Raimi wouldn't miss a chance to put Bruce through more punishment, and I really think Bruce could pull it off. I can just picture some of the scenes now:

Bruce (as Tony): Look, all I need is to get these disruptors online, so hand me that magnetic enhancer thingie.
Technician: Did you say magnetic enhancer thingie? This is a EM coupling.
Bruce (as Tony): Hey, maybe I didn't say every tiny little syllable, but basically I said it, so just gimme the damn thing.

Bruce (as Iron Man speaking to bad guys): I'm only gonna say this once. Give yourselves up, or say hello to the 21st Century.

Iron Man: You can't beat me, I'm invincible, baby! This suit of iron was manufactured in Michigan! That's right, it was made and tested in Detroit, the toughest city around!

OK, so it's not Oscar-winning material, but I'd go see it. ;)